theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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