A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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