I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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