I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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