If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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