turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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