I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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