How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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