i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
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