I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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