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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.

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(503): View more from Oregon

you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.

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(315): View more from New York

I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit

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(773): View more from Illinois

Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.

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