Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
