apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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