Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
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