i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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