just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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