Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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