Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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