You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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