She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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