Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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