It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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