i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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