he shaved USA in his pubs
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
We left an ass print on the piano.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
