only if we run a train.
done.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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