is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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