and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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