I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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