Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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