I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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