Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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