that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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