Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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