Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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