No stitches, just platelets and will power
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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