You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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