Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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