you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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