the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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