**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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