I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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