Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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