I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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