How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
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