these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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