yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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