never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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