I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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