i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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