Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
When are your genitals available?
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